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Bitcoin Strategic Reserve

Bitcoin Strategic Reserve

Regular price $29.75 USD
Regular price $0.00 USD Sale price $29.75 USD
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Get ready to turn heads and raise eyebrows with this bold and hilarious t-shirt! Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of financial humor. Whether you’re stacking sats, watching markets, or just out for laughs, this tee makes a statement: you’re always one step ahead (even when Uncle Sam gets in the game). Comfy, stylish, and a great conversation starter—because who wouldn’t want to chat with the person who “front-runs” the next big reserve asset?
  • Weight of 4.3 oz with a blend of 60% combed ringspun cotton and 40% polyester jersey.
  • Transitioning to recycled polyester for sustainability.
  • Pre-washed fabric for minimized shrinkage.
  • Features a set-in 1x1 baby rib collar and a tear-away label.

Size Guide

Size guide


CENTIMETERS

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 68.6 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86.4 88.9
B) Width (cm) 86.4 96.5 104.1 111.8 121.9 132.1 142.2 152.4 162.6
B) Half Chest (cm) 43.2 48.3 52.1 55.9 61 66 71.1 76.2 81.3
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 18.1 19.4 20.6 21.9 23.2 24.5 25.7 27 28.3



Care Instructions

General An essential, everyday t-shirt that combines comfort with sustainable practices.
Wash The shirt has been laundered before to reduce shrinkage.
Dry Instructions specifically for drying were not provided, but typical care for such materials suggests tumble dry low or air dry to preserve fabric integrity.
Store Store it in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric quality.
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