Bitcoin Strategic Reserve
Bitcoin Strategic Reserve
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$29.75 USD
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Get ready to turn heads and raise eyebrows with this bold and hilarious t-shirt! Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of financial humor. Whether you’re stacking sats, watching markets, or just out for laughs, this tee makes a statement: you’re always one step ahead (even when Uncle Sam gets in the game). Comfy, stylish, and a great conversation starter—because who wouldn’t want to chat with the person who “front-runs” the next big reserve asset?
- Weight of 4.3 oz with a blend of 60% combed ringspun cotton and 40% polyester jersey.
- Transitioning to recycled polyester for sustainability.
- Pre-washed fabric for minimized shrinkage.
- Features a set-in 1x1 baby rib collar and a tear-away label.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Size guide
CENTIMETERS
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86.4 | 88.9 |
B) Width (cm) | 86.4 | 96.5 | 104.1 | 111.8 | 121.9 | 132.1 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162.6 |
B) Half Chest (cm) | 43.2 | 48.3 | 52.1 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 18.1 | 19.4 | 20.6 | 21.9 | 23.2 | 24.5 | 25.7 | 27 | 28.3 |
Care Instructions
General | An essential, everyday t-shirt that combines comfort with sustainable practices. |
Wash | The shirt has been laundered before to reduce shrinkage. |
Dry | Instructions specifically for drying were not provided, but typical care for such materials suggests tumble dry low or air dry to preserve fabric integrity. |
Store | Store it in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric quality. |